I just wanted to take the opportunity to mention that “Crank That” by “Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em” is the number one song on iTunes. I hadn’t heard the song until now. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em also has a few classics such as “Let Me Get Em” and “Materialistic Bitch.” In case you haven’t heard the song, I’ve posted the lyrics below. I think it’s time that we all stop what we are doing and come up with a song.

Lyrics to Solja Boy Tell ‘Em - Crank That

[Chorus] (Repeat 2x)

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

Watch Me Crank It

Watch Me Roll

Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy,

that Super Man Dat (OH!)

Now Watch Me Do

(Crank Dat Soulja )

Now Watch Me Do

(Crank Dat Soulja )

Now Watch Me Do

(Crank Dat Soulja )

Now Watch Me Do

(Crank Dat Soulja )

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

[Verse 1]

Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)

Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock

Super Man Dat (OH!)

Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop

Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock

Jocking On Them Haterz Man

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy

I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance

(Now You)

I’m Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass

And If We Get The Fightin

Then I’m Cocking On Your Bitch

You Catch Me At Yo Local Party

Yes I Crank It Everyday

Haterz Get Mad Cuz

“I Got Me Some Bathin Apes”

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

I’m Bouncin On My Toe

Watch Me Super Soak Dat (OH!)

I’ma Pass It To Arab

Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)

Haterz Wanna Be Me

Soulja Boy, I’m The Man

They Be Lookin At My Neck

Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)

Dance (Dance)

Let Get To It (Let Get To It)

Nope, You Can’t Do It Like Me

Hoe, So Don’t Do It Like Me

Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me

Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

That’s all there is to the song! My favorite line is “I Got Me Some Bathin Apes.” I have no idea what that means. I’m not quite sure what else to say about this.